My editorial policy on horror is that I try to review things I enjoy rather than things that I think are terrible. This isn’t a difficult policy to maintain – I’m easy to please and, as I am fond of saying, I like most things! However, even a jovial fellow such as myself has his limits, and on rare occasion I feel the need to give vent to mockery or frustration. In other words, buckle up.Continue reading Vampire Movies that Suck
A pale and pierced girl in a Satanic T-shirt finds a homemade Ouija board on a lakeside beach. It doesn’t take a genius to put together the entire plot of this movie. You could be in a coma finished with a valium chaser and still figure this one out. Yet, there were a few little surprises hidden inside. I didn’t say they were good surprises. Just surprises. You be the judge.Continue reading Ouija Shark: An Unpredictably Predictable Surprise
We had an amazing 2019, just look at the books in the banner above, it was a completely incredible first year. Now we’ve paired back, slowed down a bit so we could ensure that the books we were bringing in match out vision, we’re working with visionary authors like Susan Snyder, Lucas Mangum, Charles Bernard and more.Continue reading The 2019 Anthologies Birthday Sale
As soon as we started a publishing company, I knew I wanted to put out a cookbook. But how? How does one create a good cookbook when you run a horror press? The answer, was awesome. We put out a call for stories that involved a recipe. Not a creepy ingredient not cannibalism, but an actual, real, delicious recipe.Continue reading Ghastly Gastronomy Cookbook Now Available!
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On this week’s episode of Wandering Monster, John, Lemons, and I discuss medical monsters – a topic that has perhaps never been more relevant to the three of us for reasons I don’t need to go into here (not to mention this whole “pandemic” thing that I’ve heard might be going on). Make sure to check it out, as it’s a doozy of an episode!
Not to toot my own horn, but one of the things that makes it a doozy is my selection for monster of the week: Josef Heiter, the perverse sadist (and talented surgeon!) at the dark heart of the infamous Dutch film The Human Centipede (First Sequence).Continue reading Horror and Rumors of Horror
The seventies are chock full of badly rendered ripoffs of Jaws, each trying with varying amounts of success to reproduce the rabid popularity of the monster hit of 1975. Just as I love me some bad sharksploitation films, so too do I adore watching these shit shows.Continue reading Sharksploitation Coat-Tails: Barracuda (AKA The Lucifer Project)
The consequences of gaslighting your girlfriend
Jesus fucking Christ. I haven’t seen a movie go for broke on the whole “asshole boyfriend” trope since White Settlers (2014). At least that asshole showed some growth. This prick doubled down at every moment of the movie. He goes from gaslighting his girlfriend Dani (played by Florence Pugh), to stringing along their relationship rather than dumping her, to using Dani’s sister’s suicide as a weapon, to being completely unsupportive as a boyfriend, to stealing a thesis from someone who is supposed to be a friend, to eye-fucking every woman in sight. The list goes on and fucking on. GOD! How hard do you have to drive home the guy being an asshole?Continue reading Reed Alexander’s Horror Review of ‘Midsommar’ (2019)